11 Ways I Am Not Like Dan Halen!
1. I never hid facts
about my possessions: No one ever asked
me if my bone chess set was made of HUMAN bone or not.
2. I have always
been extremely generous. The fact its with other people’s money is irrelevant,
3. I have never
tried to cover up or conceal my age - I
do however find it offensive that no one ever considers is might be ANOTHER
Maalac that signed Dan’s Yearbook.
4. I do not
constantly run around nude – Those charges were dismissed.
5. Unlike Dan I have
a large amount of “junk”. My endowment
is…O.K. you got me! On that one we are just alike in this one way.
6. I do not belittle
or mock my fellow man. That I do not feel completely deserve it
7. I do not attempt
to play God or pervert the laws of nature for profit. It is strictly for
entertainment purposes with me.
8. Unlike Dan I have
never harmed an animal. I am SURE there is an animal I have not harmed out
there (just waiting to be discovered).
9. I have never
owned a slave. All of mine are temps.
10. I do not have a
sinister laugh. Mine is more a laugh of malevolence.
11. I do not have a
field of sheriff clones. I think the common man’s vernacular for mine is
“kitty” or something like that I don’t keep up with the utterances considered
to be words that come out of those chitlin-smeared armpits that you call mouths.
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